More Crazy Talk..

London was standing at the top of the stairs yelling things down to me as Kary was feeding him lines...

London: Moooommy, get off facebook!
Me: I'm not on facebook, I'm changing Izzy's diaper
London: You're lying!
Me: Nope
London: You're a d*ckhead!
Me: WHAT??!!!
Kary: I swear I said "You're addicted!!!"
 

The next day we were walking to get in the car and London looked at Kary and said...
"Come on d*ckhead!" 

We were pulling into London's school titled, "Rainbow Childcare' and London yelled, "Yay!! My Rainbow Child Gaffney School!" 

We got home from school and London walks in all excited to see the dogs...
London to dogs: "What's up, bitches?!!!" 

Our conversation about Santa this morning...
London: Is Santa coming?
Me: Not until you are 3
London: Mommy is Santa
Me: I am an old man with a white beard?
London: (pauses to think) Nooo....you are not a man anymore
Me: Not anymore?
London: No, you're all girl now.
Me: Ok, thanks
London: Yeah, you're not a fat man. 

a few random sayings...

While riding in the backseat with Izzy London grabbed her carseat shade and said...

London: "I want to make Izzy dark."
Kary: "What? Izzy is not black."
London: "I know Izzy is not a black man...she is a pink guy!"


A few minutes later London started acting sassy and talking back...

Kary: "You need to be nice or I'm going to spank you."
London: "You can't beat me, daddy!"


The next day...

I was in the bathroom and London walked up to me and very casually said..

"Papa K is sexy" (yeeeeeeeeah, that's my dad) hahaha

 While at "bounce u" I was talking to the girl working. London looked at Kary and said...
"It's boobie time!"

On the way home from ikea Kary was yelling at a driver and London must have overheard and said...

"That guy is a d bag."
      
    

Poopie...

 We were driving through the neighborhood and London saw all the trash cans lines up since it was garbage day. As I was getting him out of the car he says...

London: "The garbage guy took all our poopie diapers."
Me: "Yes he did."
London: "Poop is so gross."
Me: "Yes it is."
London: "It tastes soooo yucky!"
Me: "How do you know how it tastes??!!"
London: "It tastes like farts!"
....and he ran in the house giggling.

When daddy is in charge of the baby...

Last night London and I took a quick trip to the store to return some movies to the Red Box. Kary was home with Izzy. Izzy has been a screaming maniac with him lately so I was a bit worried to leave him with her...for his sake.

On the way home...

Me: "London, do you think Izzy is still crying?"

London: "I can't hear her. Maybe daddy put her in the garbage."

Me: "What??!!"

London: "Daddy can't. She needs to stay little and play with her toys."

NO IDEA where he came up with this!

and the poop continues...

While watching a pull-ups commercial this morning...

Me: "Look London, that boy is going pee in the potty!"

London: "Awwww" 

London: "I want my Lightning McQueen pull-ups"

Me: "So you can pee in the potty too?"

London: "No.....I want to poop on him."

How poop can be extremely entertaining...

January 12, 2013: "Mommy, I shit my bed!"

Later that night:

Me: "London, did you have a good day today?"

London: "Yeah."

Me: "What did you do today?"

London: "I played with Dexter...went to bounce me (so cute he calls it that instead of bounce u) and I.....shit my bed...it was a really giant poop."